My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

J. B. Smoove
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  2. I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone I loved his physicality I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor.

  3. I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse to do a comedy show 12 stories up. I'm fearless about everything else.

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  5. My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

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